Ghoulishly scary movies for October: 15 scariest movie moments

15. Who’s banging on the walls?

“The Haunting” (G, 1963)

It’s the middle of the night, and there is a strange banging on the walls in the supposedly haunted Hill House.

This scene doesn’t take need any special effects or gore to be scary. It simply uses straight-forward creepy sounds and the fear of the unknown. If you watch it with somebody else, be sure it’s him or her who’s grabbing your hand. You’d hate to find out it’s an uninvited guest. (Insert sinister laugh here.)

14. How’s the ankle?

“Quarantine” (R, 2008)

If you ever wanted to see somebody walk on an ankle that has a compound fracture, here’s you chance. The sight is so horrifying it made it to 14 on my list.

13. There’s something in that last dryer

“Identity” (R, 2003)

While this horror and psychological thriller hybrid may not have made my 10 scariest movies list, it has one of the most memorable scenes out there. A group of individuals is stranded in a desert motel in the midst of a violent storm.

In this particular scene, John Cusack’s character goes into the laundry room where he hears some thumping. There are three dryers going. He opens the first. Just clothes. The thumping continues. He opens the second. More clothes. The thumping is now louder, and it’s obviously coming from the last dryer. What’s inside doesn’t disappoint.

12. The ghost in Cole’s tent

“The Sixth Sense” (PG-13, 1999)

Those little fort-tent things you constructed in your living room when you were a kid were always so fun, weren’t they? Well, this one isn’t so fun, at least for Haley Joel Osmont’s character Cole. He knows a ghost is near, and on the far side of the tent he sees a dead girls with vomit oozing from her mouth. This scene is an awesome surprise if you don’t know exactly when it’s coming.

11. Crazy lady in the kitchen

“The Sixth Sense” (PG-13, 1999)

Another fantastic scene from the sixth sense. It’s late, and Cole has to pee. He runs to the bathroom, and as he relieves himself the room goes cold. Behind him, a figure walks down the hall. After he finishes up, he follows the direction the figure went: into the kitchen. There he finds the ghost of a woman who slit her wrists, and she yells out horrifying cries. Of course for Cole this is just another Tuesday.

10. Don’t you remember your own patients?

“The Sixth Sense” (PG-13, 1999)

Okay, one last Sixth Sense scene. This is the film’s opening scene, and it sets the tone for the remainder of the film. Bruce Willis’ character, psychiatrist Malcolm Crowe, and his wife are drunk together downstairs in their house celebrating an award Crowe recently won. Suddenly, there’s a crash upstairs. Crowe investigates, only to find a skinny man (played by Donnie Wahlberg) in his whitey-tighties standing in the bathroom. (No, I haven’t gotten to the scariest part, believe it or not.)

It’s clear the skinny man has some beef with Crowe, and we find out he is a former patient who yells at Crowe, claiming Crowe failed him. It quickly becomes apparent that this guy isn’t just going to let Crowe walk away from him.

9. Oh yes, they float, Georgie

“It” (Not rated, 1990)

If you ever see a clown in the storm drain, run away. Too bad nobody ever gave little Georgie that advice, and it ended with getting his arm ripped off (which is kind of a bummer for little Georgie). This is one of the first scenes of the two-part made-for-TV movie, and it’s easily the scariest scene from the movie.

Little Georgie loses his boat down the drain, and he’s greeted by Pennywise, who informs little Georgie that there are all kinds of rides “down there” and that Georgie will float when he’s “down there with him.” When Georgie reached down to get his boat back, Pennywise strikes. Don’t worry; you don’t actually see Georgie get his arm ripped off.

8. Linda Blair does the 360

“The Exorcist” (R, 1973)

If you don’t know this scene is coming, it might make you wet yourself, because you just don’t expect somebody’s head to freaking spin around. I’ll be the first to admit, this scene is starting to show its age a little bit, but it still gets me every time. I almost feel like the primitive special effects make it scarier, because computer graphics would probably just make it cheesy and fake.

7. What’s in the basement? Spoiler alert!

“The Blair Witch Project” (R, 1999)

This is scene marks one of the most unsettling endings in motion picture history. One of the three filmmakers, Josh, has disappeared only to be heard screaming from far away at night. The other two filmmakers, Heather and Mike try to find Josh, but end up at a this creepy-ass house. They track the screams, and it first leads them to the attic, and then to the basement. Mike gets to the basement first, and Heather arrives to find assurance that there will be no escaping this house.

6. Welcome to the bone room

“The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (R, 1974)

As I said in my 10 scariest movies list, I’ve only seen this movie once. However, this scene stuck with me. One of the girls finds her way into leatherface’s house and winds up in a room filled with trinkets made of bones. Fast cuts highlight the shocking situation and set the tone for the rest of the morbid movie.

5. The twins want you to play with them

“The Shining” (R, 1980)

What’s creepier than little kids? I’m honestly not sure. Poor little Danny keeps seeing these young twins around the Overlook Hotel, and they keep asking him to play. They seem innocent enough until Danny gets a peak at what actually happened. Check it out here, if you dare.

4. Hank takes a midnight trip to the hospital

“Session 9” (R, 2001)

In this scene, Hank, one of the crewmembers working to clean out an abandoned mental hospital, takes a nighttime trip to the hospital to collect rare coins he found hidden in one of the walls in the basement the day before. When he gets there he begins to discover he’s not alone.

As this scene was shot on location, the setting and the sounds coming from the darkness make this scene creepy enough. However, the kicker comes when Hank sees a faint figure of a person at the end of a hallway. Buckle up tight, because by the end of the scene, whoever that is will say hello.

3. They found her in the closet

“The Ring” (PG-13, 2002)

Ah, what would we do without “The Ring.” It may be one of the scariest films to be made in the last 10 years, but it didn’t quite make my top-10 list. However, it features one scene that is completely terrifying.

At the beginning of the movie, two teenage girls are hanging out. One tells the other the story of “the ring,” which you probably already know. They go back and forth about whether the whole “ring” thing is true, but the scene closes with one of the girls falling victim to the strange tape (or whatever force is behind it).

Fast-forward to later, and we are told they found the girl in the closet. There’s a quick cut with sudden boom (to heighten the intensity, of course), and what you see is the girl of my dreams.

2. I am the one who dwells within

“The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (PG-13, 2005)

Even though I’m an agnostic, the whole “Satan” thing creeps me out. This movie shifts back and forth between horror and courtroom drama, and this scene is the climax of the “horror” side. We are in Emily’s family’s barn, where the possessed Emily has fled to and has been chased by a priest, a doctor and family members.

Emily’s voice breaks into two tones, and the evil force inside her presents itself. What makes this scene exponentially creepier is the way the barn animals freak out when this happens. Their instinctive “freak outs” really make the scene convincing.

1. A gift outside the tent

“The Blair Witch Project” (R, 1999)

Taking the cake for the scariest movie moment is quite possibly the most memorable scenes from “The Blair Witch Project.” Josh has disappeared and has been heard screaming at night, and Heather wakes up in the morning to find a bundle of sticks wrapped by a bloody strip of Josh’s clothing. Initially she throws it away, but when she’s alone she takes a look at what’s inside.

Inside the bundle, she basically finds “pieces of Josh.” The rawness of this scene makes it perfect and sets the pace for the remainder of the movie. This scene gives me chills more so than any other scene I can remember.

Ghoulishly scary movies for October: 10 scariest films

Well, it’s October again and Halloween coming up, and that can only mean one thing: Tis the season for scary movies! Being a movie fanatic, and one who loves scary movies, I couldn’t help but put make a couple scary movies lists. Up first, I’ve got my top-10 scariest movies.

If you don’t like my list or you disagree with my choices … well, bummer. Make your own list. Jerk-face.

10. Deliverance (R, 1972)

I haven’t traveled much, but this movie has made me realize thatI should put Georgia on my states-never-to-go-to list. To make a long story short, this movie is a classic piece of American cinema. It’s manly, touching (perhaps a little too much so at times) and it gives you every reason you’ll ever need to prefer staying inside to exploring the outdoors.

If you don’t know what this movie is about, don’t let anyone ruin it for you. If you do … well, then you know why it makes my list.

*Shivers*

9. “The Haunting” (G, 1963)

How scary can a G-rated movie be, you may wonder? I asked myself the same question the Saturday night my dad brought this movie home from the video store. I even laughed at him for suggesting it was remotely scary. Then, two hours later, I didn’t want to go upstairs alone.

I consider this the definitive haunted house movie. It doesn’t rely on cheap tricks or gore (obviously, given the G rating), but rather it goes straight for the uncanny. It’s absolutely creepy, and it sticks with you long after watching. An absolute classic.

8. “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (R, 1974)

To be perfectly honest, I only saw this movie once, but it scared the crap out of me. I was in my late teens when I saw it too, so I can’t really attribute how much it scared me to any sort of childhood trauma.

Just like Jaws makes you not want to go in the water, this movie makes you not want to go to Texas. If you haven’t seen it or aren’t familiar with it, the title really tells you everything you need to know. This one’s a screamer from start to finish. It’s gory, shocking, disturbing and downright horrifying.

7. “Quarantine” (R, 2008)

Jennifer Carpenter takes the lead in this shaky-camera, night-vision, popcorn horror flick. In the

movie, a reporter goes on a ride-along with a crew of firefighters. They get a strange call taking them to a creepy apartment building where they are subsequently locked in side.

From here, the movie goes absolutely insane, boasting horrifying sights around every corner. If the fun house at the fair were a movie, it would be “Quarantine.”

6. “The Exorcism of Emily Rose” (PG-13, 2005)

Many critics didn’t care for this movie, but I really found this movie quite scary. I consider it somewhat of an updated version of “The Exorcist.” Jennifer Carpenter is back again here, and she does a fantastic job of portraying a possessed girl who otherwise looks harmless. This one stayed with me after watching it. There’s not much else I cansay. It’s just damn creepy.

5. “The Exorcist” (R, 1973)

The definitive possession movie, “The Exorcist,” is an immortal classic (pun intended, so you'd better freaking laugh). In some instances, the old effects even make the movie scarier. Linda Blair knocks her role dead (or undead?), and unlike some horror movies, this one has very solid plot (probably because it’s based on a book). I’d be surprised to not find this one on a scariest movies list.

4. “The Shining” (R, 1980)

Stanley Kubrick is a freak of nature. The man has made some of the finest films ever made, but I think he’s got a screw or two loose in his head. As usual, Kubrick uses unique, unsettling filming methods to scare audiences.

From beginning to end, you’ll follow Jack Nicholson’s character as he descends into madness. Of course, all this in addition to the totally unsettling atmosphere of an abandoned, haunted hotel. I could go on forever about how much I love this movie, but I’ll spare you because I know you have better things to do than listen to me blab.

3. “The Blair Witch Project” (R, 1999)

Yeah, I know ; a lot of people hated this movie. However, I really enjoyed it. The raw filming style really makes you feel like you’re there, and the setting is eerie beyond belief. The three lost filmmakers are at the mercy of the woods, and the creature within them.

The key to this movie is you have to buy into the plot. The scares aren’t happening to you, but rather to the people on screen. It’s a vicarious scare. If you buy into it, you’re in for a real treat.

2. “Session 9” (R, 2001)

Just as “The Haunting” is the ultimate haunted house movie, “Session 9” is the ultimate haunted hospital movie. (Okay, there may not be too many haunted hospital movies, but you get the point.) This is easily the least-known movie on the list.

In the film, an asbestos removal team cleans out an abandoned mental hospital. As the project progresses, the terrifying history of the hospital reveals itself, and a member of the team vanishes inside the facility.

This is a brilliant, white-knuckle thriller that leave you scrambling to put the pieces together.

1. “The Sixth Sense” (PG-13, 1999)

Drum roll please! Sitting high atop my list is, in my opinion, not only the scariest, but also one of the most clever horror movies in the history of cinema. It’s also M. Night Shyamalan’s only good movie. This film has startling moments in addition to an incredibly creepy plot, and Bruce Willis nails his role as a psychiatrist trying to help a boy with a terrifying gift. If you’ve ever been afraid of ghosts, this one will hit that fear home, guaranteed.

See this one before somebody spoils the ending. Regardless, even if you know how it ends, that doesn’t make it any less scary.

‘Paranormal Activity’ utilizes ‘Blair Witch’ formula

"Paranormal Activity" (R)

Grade: B

Without a doubt, “Paranormal Activity” follows the trail blazed by “The Blair Witch Project.” However, it does it well, and I wouldn’t be surprised if I had nightmares about the movie tonight.

The movie follows the girlfriend and boyfriend Katie and Micah as they buy a camera and attempt to document weird, well, you guessed it, paranormal activity in their house.

What makes the movie so successful is the juxtaposition between the setting and the movie’s subject matter. It’s set in San Diego, in some cozy suburb that probably has a stupid name (like Willow’s Ridge or something like that) in a house with nice hardwood floors and leather furniture. The only thing scary is probably their religious views.

Then, before you know it, doors are slamming, lights are turning themselves on and off, and footsteps are making their way down the halls. In doing this, the film essentially cuts the crap and goes straight for the most terrifying thing it can: the fear that something is coming for you in your sleep. Not much more can be said about the scares here without giving the movie away.

The “Blair Witch” formula is what makes this movie fun, but it’s also what keeps it from attaining greatness. The characters follow the same paths as those in “Blair Witch,” and the plot even targets individual characters in the same ways. However, “Paranormal Activity” does not quite have the “love it or hate it” quality “Blair Witch” did, as it actually shows viewers the terrifying happenings. This doesn’t necessarily make the movie better or worse, but merely different.

This one will have you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. If you are comfortable in your bed at home and can handle the nightmares, check this one out. It’s worth a couple bucks.